MANY FOLKS MOVE TO CONDO WITHOUT STAIRS,
THEN EXERCISE ON STAIRMASTER IN THE GYM
WHILE RIDING ELEVATORS EVERYPLACE ELSE
Members drive to the club, then park their car
as close to door as possible, to avoid walking
MEMBERSHIP AS MOTIVATION TO EXERCISE
By David Maril
Many physical fitness clubs crack me up.
Don’t get me wrong: With so many Americans overweight and health coverage providers starting to reward people who stay in shape, fitness centers serve an important function.
No matter what your workout level, goals, and routines, there are plenty of fitness club options and choices for people of all ages at a wide range of prices.
And for much of my life, no matter where I lived, I always had a membership at one place or another.
It often seemed to me, however, that health clubs frequently seem to bring out some of the more quirky and contradictory sides of human behavior.
Start with the parking lots.
Why is it that so many fitness club members coming in for a strenuous regimen park as close to the door as possible to save a few steps? It’s as if physical fitness starts when they enter the building and ends when they leave.
Is there a reason why so many staff members at health and fitness clubs, with their natty official club-workout costumes and high-priced sneakers, are continually stepping outdoors for a smoke? That’s the ultimate example of not practicing what you preach.
Why do so many people leave their multi-level homes and move into apartments and condos to cut down on stairs and then spend hours each week at a club using StairMaster machines? Most of these individuals will always choose to use an elevator to go up a single flight of stairs.
Oftentimes the fitness club you belong to transforms into something else.
One fitness center I belonged to years ago went from being locally owned to joining a posh chain that switched the emphasis from conditioning, to socializing in a fancy lounge.
With higher fees for corporate and affluent clientele, the new management did its best to drive most of us holdover members out, who were protected by our frozen, original rates.
It was fascinating to observe how a new social structure evolved: There was one group of the new, high profile members who seemed to receive special treatment.